And worse?
Don't like the Continental lagers meself, my pallet is very Ford Focus-esque with Carling I'm afraid, although I like a Guinness, Strongbow and gin now and then. If I'm really adventurous, I'll have Cobra.
Started drinking again at my local golf club after a 6 month absence (Über-long story, another thread, another time) and they'd had put in Cheddar Valley Cider on draught. The fella behind the bar more-or-less instructed me to 'try before you buy'... the only thing I'll say is that it's the colour of boisterous p#ss, and as flat as a witches' mammary; apparently proper cider is meant to be flat anyroad.
So I necked this quarter-pint sampler, winced like Clint Eastwood... and ordered a pint of Carling.
Went through my Real Ale phase 3 years ago, and considering I was 33 and trendy (up for argument), it was the "in-thing" to do to discuss Real Ales; fortunately, for me anyway, I had an epiphany and after an awful amount of Fox's Knob and the like, I discovered I don't like Real Ale.
Yes, I do expect to be lambasted for my last statement, please discuss
