Players for next season...

[YeltzDoc]

Were gonna piss this league!

The soothsayer has spoken!

[RaidenYeltz]

When can we place bets?

[Westyeltz]

Exactly what I thought. Either this Leamington scout couldn't tell his arse from his elbow, or he was trying to wind up the yeltz fans

Probably got his elbow up his arse, more like

[Westyeltz]

Ooooh, it's exciting! Were gonna piss this league!

I like consistency. Same every year, since even before the interwebnetthingy was invented!

God bless yer. Yome the bloke

[beastyyeltz]

Exactly what I thought. Either this Leamington scout couldn't tell his arse from his elbow, or he was trying to wind up the yeltz fans

Probably got his elbow up his arse, more like

It wouldn't surprise me, these Leamington lot seem like a funny bunch

[RobYeltz]

23 year old defender Joel Kettle agrees to join us next season. Brilliant news.

[BBNOW100]

23 year old defender Joel Kettle agrees to join us next season. Brilliant news.

Where has he come from?

[RobYeltz]

Sutton Coldfield Town, but he was at Stourbr*dge at the end of last season.

[BBNOW100]

Sutton Coldfield Town, but he was at S*******dge at the end of last season.

Another from Sutton?

[Wheels]

I've found this video hope he'll score winning goals for us! It always struck me as slightly bizarre that when we went to Sutton their supporters would launch inexplicably into a song which went something like oh I'd rather have a kettle that a pot. Now we know the reason.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g1plUShXL3s