Dean Coleman

[Johnny Bud]

Dean (in his day job) is laying a new car park at my school.

I may have mentioned a certain goal a couple of times today

[RobYeltz]

Dean (in his day job) is laying a new car park at my school.

I may have mentioned a certain goal a couple of times today

Did that go over his head as well?

[Johnny Bud]

I may have used that gag!! I even told my class to 'boo' him

[YeltzDoc]

I hope they booed him today because tomorrow you'll find him doing the school next door's drive for an extra tenner.

[dazzlingdazza]

Did he go on "Tilt" ? (Poker term).

[Johnny Bud]

Ha, ha- Doc. I said that to him as well. Our site manager is a Kiddy fan and he was taking the piss as well!!

He's at my school all week so I will use any other gags given to me on here....

[spongeyeltz]

If you see him using his mobile you could say " I hope you're not looking at porn, you might get a lob on"

[piearce9]

Coleman's not playing for Stour tonight as he's ill? Just wondering, did he turn up to do the car park today? Let's dob him in, if he did.

Apparently they've re-signed Lewis Solly to play in goal (aka John Leslie).

[Johnny Bud]

No- he had Tuesday off! He was back today!

[gingeryeltz]

Not a bad bloke that Deano (although he was coached by Woodhall senior )
A decent shot stopper but as an all rounder he never quite 'cut the MUSTARD' for me