Odd statistics

[old git]

From the time of posting and the, erm, detail of the content, I just assumed that OG needs to up him prostate medication.

One of the reasons that tomorrow’s journey of two hours takes me three and a half…I know every lay-by on the A14 for ‘relief’

[andy]

From the time of posting and the, erm, detail of the content, I just assumed that OG needs to up him prostate medication.

One of the reasons that tomorrow’s journey of two hours takes me three and a half…I know every lay-by on the A14 for ‘relief’

Never mind all this waffling and piffling about stats, early mornings and toilet breaks, can you wallpaper or not? I don't know what this forum is coming to.....

[uncle jack and coke]

OG I think you and Noggin should get out in the garden and watch the grass grow. Alternatively you can come round my house and watch the paint dry.

[Westyeltz]

come round my house and watch the paint dry.

Do you not have wallpaper? They'd like that.

[Noggin]

For the avoidance of doubt, there is more chance of the entire population of The Shed taking a temperance vow, than of me doing wallpapering. Mrs Noggin has made me fully aware that my ineptitude in that direction knows no bounds.

As for watching grass grow; over recent years getting a lush and weed free lawn has become strangely fascinating.

[andy]

As for watching grass grow; over recent years getting a lush and weed free lawn has become strangely fascinating.

Now we're talking. F*ck wallpapering. OG can do it.

[andy]

come round my house and watch the paint dry.

Do you not have wallpaper? They'd like that.

Westy, do you think 'it makes the room look bigger'

[YeltzDoc]

Now that Thelma’s gone.

[YeltzDoc]

Also, possibly the greatest ever postscript to a song -

“Oh tiptoe,
to the front row,
of the Korn show,
With a submachine gun…”