One of the reasons that tomorrow’s journey of two hours takes me three and a half…I know every lay-by on the A14 for ‘relief’
Odd statistics
- andy
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Re: Odd statistics
Never mind all this waffling and piffling about stats, early mornings and toilet breaks, can you wallpaper or not? I don't know what this forum is coming to.....
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- uncle jack and coke
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Re: Odd statistics
OG I think you and Noggin should get out in the garden and watch the grass grow. Alternatively you can come round my house and watch the paint dry.
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Re: Odd statistics
Do you not have wallpaper? They'd like that.
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Re: Odd statistics
For the avoidance of doubt, there is more chance of the entire population of The Shed taking a temperance vow, than of me doing wallpapering. Mrs Noggin has made me fully aware that my ineptitude in that direction knows no bounds.
As for watching grass grow; over recent years getting a lush and weed free lawn has become strangely fascinating.
As for watching grass grow; over recent years getting a lush and weed free lawn has become strangely fascinating.
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- andy
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Re: Odd statistics
Westy, do you think 'it makes the room look bigger'
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- YeltzDoc
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Re: Odd statistics
Now that Thelma’s gone.
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Re: Odd statistics
Also, possibly the greatest ever postscript to a song -
“Oh tiptoe,
to the front row,
of the Korn show,
With a submachine gun…”
“Oh tiptoe,
to the front row,
of the Korn show,
With a submachine gun…”