Stating the bleedin' obvious!

[lutleyyeltz]

As quoted by the Assistant Manager to Halesowen News:
"It's clear that we don't score enough and are conceding too many. Those are the two areas that we want to improve."
Really? I would never have guessed!

[Spooky]

He is supposed to be the brains behind the dynamic duo

I can see it now, the team formation is a painting by numbers picture that shows different players on every reveal. Desperation at its best.

So hope they prove me wrong on Saturday.

[AwayDayYeltz]

Is that what’s written down on John’s clipboard, Lutley?

[KenR]

what should be written on his clipboard is " we were crap yet again and me and clarkie should resign"

[andy]

You just couldn't make it up could you. I'm glad that all those years of shite I've watched have finally been analysed for me.

[AwayDayYeltz]

You just couldn't make it up could you. I'm glad that all those years of shite I've watched have finally been analysed for me.

I couldn't quite put my finger on where it's been going wrong for almost three years. I'm glad it's been cleared up now.

In next weeks article; 'We're skint!'.