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Colin Bobble
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Re: John Morris

Post by Colin Bobble » 01 Jun 2014, 19:17

lutleyyeltz wrote:The Hampshire Sage has awoken from his post promotion depression! Must be some bad news on the horizon. :-\
Not that I'm aware of.
The ploughman he's a bonnie lad,
His mind is ever true, jo,
His garters knit below his knee,
His bonnet it is blue, jo.
Then up wi' him my ploughman lad,
And hey my merry ploughman!
Of a' the trades that I do ken,
Commend me to the ploughman.

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Re: John Morris

Post by Colin Bobble » 01 Jun 2014, 19:21

AVFCYELTZ wrote:
lutleyyeltz wrote:The Hampshire Sage has awoken from his post promotion depression! Must be some bad news on the horizon. :-\
Upset at the fact we're now 'northern league', therefore he'll not get to see Halesowen play? (Not that that stops him whinging)
Well if others had the ability to see further than the bottom of their pint pot, this club might not have got into the mess it did at the time.

So be pleased we're in any league. I am.
The ploughman he's a bonnie lad,
His mind is ever true, jo,
His garters knit below his knee,
His bonnet it is blue, jo.
Then up wi' him my ploughman lad,
And hey my merry ploughman!
Of a' the trades that I do ken,
Commend me to the ploughman.

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Re: John Morris

Post by dazzlingdazza » 01 Jun 2014, 19:26

AVFCYELTZ wrote:
lutleyyeltz wrote:The Hampshire Sage has awoken from his post promotion depression! Must be some bad news on the horizon. :-\
Upset at the fact we're now 'northern league', therefore he'll not get to see Halesowen play? (Not that that stops him whinging)

It's probably the excuse he needs as he wouldn't watch Halesowen anyway ! Lives in the past, another thing don't you do celebrations ? Thought you would let the party poppers stop popping before you spread your negativity around again !? You are one annoying and totally depressing man.

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Re: John Morris

Post by Colin Bobble » 01 Jun 2014, 19:41

dazzlingdazza wrote:
AVFCYELTZ wrote:
It's probably the excuse he needs as he wouldn't watch Halesowen anyway ! Lives in the past, another thing don't you do celebrations ? Thought you would let the party poppers stop popping before you spread your negativity around again !? You are one annoying and totally depressing man.
Probably the difference between you and I, Dimwit, is I can look forwards and backwards and not just focus on the moment, splendid as it is.

How's your MENSA application going by the way? Did you get your name right?
The ploughman he's a bonnie lad,
His mind is ever true, jo,
His garters knit below his knee,
His bonnet it is blue, jo.
Then up wi' him my ploughman lad,
And hey my merry ploughman!
Of a' the trades that I do ken,
Commend me to the ploughman.

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Re: John Morris

Post by RobYeltz » 01 Jun 2014, 19:43

Colin Bobble wrote:
AVFCYELTZ wrote:
lutleyyeltz wrote:The Hampshire Sage has awoken from his post promotion depression! Must be some bad news on the horizon. :-\
Upset at the fact we're now 'northern league', therefore he'll not get to see Halesowen play? (Not that that stops him whinging)
Well if others had the ability to see further than the bottom of their pint pot, this club might not have got into the mess it did at the time.

So be pleased we're in any league. I am.
Nothing can be done now to change what happened then though can it? History, either good or bad shapes what your future can be, and clearly you are very bitter about the past. What I fail to see, bearing in mind your tendency to highlight all the negatives is why you can't (or won't) celebrate the successes when they happen.
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Re: John Morris

Post by Colin Bobble » 01 Jun 2014, 19:48

AVFCYELTZ wrote:
Colin Bobble wrote:
AVFCYELTZ wrote: Upset at the fact we're now 'northern league', therefore he'll not get to see Halesowen play? (Not that that stops him whinging)
Well if others had the ability to see further than the bottom of their pint pot, this club might not have got into the mess it did at the time.

So be pleased we're in any league. I am.
Nothing can be done now to change what happened then though can it? History, either good or bad shapes what your future can be, and clearly you are very bitter about the past. What I fail to see, bearing in mind your tendency to highlight all the negatives is why you can't (or won't) celebrate the successes when they happen.
I can assure you I raised a very excellent glass of Cotes de Beaune to our success, thank you.
The ploughman he's a bonnie lad,
His mind is ever true, jo,
His garters knit below his knee,
His bonnet it is blue, jo.
Then up wi' him my ploughman lad,
And hey my merry ploughman!
Of a' the trades that I do ken,
Commend me to the ploughman.

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Re: John Morris

Post by dazzlingdazza » 01 Jun 2014, 19:56

Colin Bobble wrote:
dazzlingdazza wrote:
AVFCYELTZ wrote:
It's probably the excuse he needs as he wouldn't watch Halesowen anyway ! Lives in the past, another thing don't you do celebrations ? Thought you would let the party poppers stop popping before you spread your negativity around again !? You are one annoying and totally depressing man.
Probably the difference between you and I, Dimwit, is I can look forwards and backwards and not just focus on the moment, splendid as it is.

How's your MENSA application going by the way? Did you get your name right?

I have many faults, yes I might not be the brightest spark, but I am a dam sight more interesting than you. I hope to god you don't have kids, as they will commit suicide before they are 16 with your constant depressing and totally boring personality, I have never known anyone who likes dragging things down around him like you, in fact if you owned everything in the world you would find a negative out of it.

To you it's like this season hasn't happened, this club has been through shit the last few years yet you can't even come on here and offer Congratulations to the players or management.

You deliberately come on here a month after we win the league to piss people off, you better pray we never meet because you wouldn't dare call me a DIMWIT to my face ! You are one spineless, depressing excuse for a human being !

I drive through Southampton quite a lot.

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Re: John Morris

Post by RobYeltz » 01 Jun 2014, 20:07

I can assure you I raised a very excellent glass of Cotes de Beaune to our success, thank you.[/quote]


Correct me if I'm wrong here, but knowing that members of the management committee, coaching staff and players read this forum I don't recall you giving any form of praise, acknowledgement or appreciation in the last month or so. Why? You're quick to comment on the negatives? What is it with the childish name calling and insults as well?
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Re: John Morris

Post by Colin Bobble » 01 Jun 2014, 20:15

dazzlingdazza wrote:
I have many faults, yes I might not be the brightest spark, but I am a dam sight more interesting than you. I hope to god you don't have kids, as they will commit suicide before they are 16 with your constant depressing and totally boring personality, I have never known anyone who likes dragging things down around him like you, in fact if you owned everything in the world you would find a negative out of it.

To you it's like this season hasn't happened, this club has been through sh*t the last few years yet you can't even come on here and offer Congratulations to the players or management.

You deliberately come on here a month after we win the league to piss people off, you better pray we never meet because you wouldn't dare call me a DIMWIT to my face ! You are one spineless, depressing excuse for a human being !

I drive through Southampton quite a lot.
Err, as it happens, I came on here as I was insulted by his Lordship and AVFC for some reason. You also chose to join in for whatever simple reason sprang to your tiny mind.

Just because I'm not overtly 'happy clappy' don't presume to know or understand what I think or feel.

So now Dimwit, where have I been negative? Give me an example?

BTW I love the bit about you being interesting!

CB
The ploughman he's a bonnie lad,
His mind is ever true, jo,
His garters knit below his knee,
His bonnet it is blue, jo.
Then up wi' him my ploughman lad,
And hey my merry ploughman!
Of a' the trades that I do ken,
Commend me to the ploughman.

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Re: John Morris

Post by beastyyeltz » 01 Jun 2014, 20:53

Colin Bobble wrote:
dazzlingdazza wrote:
I have many faults, yes I might not be the brightest spark, but I am a dam sight more interesting than you. I hope to god you don't have kids, as they will commit suicide before they are 16 with your constant depressing and totally boring personality, I have never known anyone who likes dragging things down around him like you, in fact if you owned everything in the world you would find a negative out of it.

To you it's like this season hasn't happened, this club has been through sh*t the last few years yet you can't even come on here and offer Congratulations to the players or management.

You deliberately come on here a month after we win the league to piss people off, you better pray we never meet because you wouldn't dare call me a DIMWIT to my face ! You are one spineless, depressing excuse for a human being !

I drive through Southampton quite a lot.
Err, as it happens, I came on here as I was insulted by his Lordship and AVFC for some reason. You also chose to join in for whatever simple reason sprang to your tiny mind.

Just because I'm not overtly 'happy clappy' don't presume to know or understand what I think or feel.

So now Dimwit, where have I been negative? Give me an example?

BTW I love the bit about you being interesting!

CB
Yes, Colin, Dazza is an interesting chap who doesn't moan about everything and certainly doesn't criticise everybody on the forum who says a single word to him. You could learn from Daz!

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