Yeltz Chants!

[YeltzDoc]

Windows.
Train Arrive.
Soggy Sombrero.
Diddly Dee - with dancing.
There may be trouble ahead - with dancing.
In the town where I was born.
Andy Bradley, Andy Bradley, Andy Andy, Bradley Bradley for about an hour.
Something to the tune of Wonderwall about, "all the goals that Evran scores are blinding, and all the runs that Shearer makes are winding."
Vileda nonsense.

Loads of others that I've forgotten probably, the yampiest made up by Henry or Grant.

[piearce9]

Hello Mr piearce - the man you are referring to was known as scrap iron mark - he was a scrap metal dealer in I think brierley hill, I don't know or can't remember his surname, and I don't know what happened to him either but if anyone does...........

Cheers for that, Ricardo. He was comedy value, I'll say that much!

[Poll]

The finest ever (almost) was adapted by Brother Scouse from a musical - 'The Halesowen Stage', a version of 'The Deadwood Stage' from a Doris Day (not the Gater) film. Circa 1995.

Precious times

A George awaits Scouse if he can pr0duce the lyrics.........

Was that the song that ended "We're crap away, we're crap away, we're crap away"? Can't remember the rest though.

C'mon Scouse, need to know now!

[Ricardo]

No problem Mr piearce - and other songs - we are the kings of Leon - we are jolly boys too - we are the 4 yeltzman - we are white and blue - we all follow Halesowen over land and sea - we all follow Halesowen hopes of victory. To the tune of no limits - yeltzmen, yeltzmen yeltzmen, etc, and going back in time a scrap iron mark song was evran's got his mop on, hip hip hip hooray, evran's got his mop on and he's coming out go play.

[YeltzDoc]

Another one I'd forgotten about -

Who do you think you are kidding Gresley Rovers?
If you think Halesowen's done.
We are the boys who will stop your little game,
We are the boys who will make you think again!
So who do you think you are kidding Gresley Rovers?
If you think Halesowen's done.

CHEMO!

Ian Brown plays for The Town,
And he runs down the wing.
When he crosses the ball in,
The defence can't do a thing!

So who do you think you are kidding Gresley Rovers?
If you think Halesowen's done.


Especially apt perhaps, given that



and



have never been seen in the same room...

[Wheels]

The big question is did James Beck die before jh was born!?

[YeltzDoc]

Reincarnation!

Is that when you come back as a tin of condensed milk?

Ba Da Bum.
Tish!

[Noggin]

The big question is did James Beck die before jh was born!?

James Beck died on 6th August 1973

[Ricardo]

Oh elissacat look what you have started!! Anyway I can't believe we have got to page 5 ( or possibly 6 now ) and nobody has come up with the classic - Cowley is a yeltzman, he wears a yeltzmans hat, he plays for Halesowen, and he is a lovely chap, he runs down the left wing, he runs down the right, he'd score loads of goals if he didn't drink all night. And Mr Westwood what is to follow - a jolly old Christmas time has just gone me thinks.

[Westyeltz]

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Especially apt perhaps, given that



and



have never been seen in the same room...[/quote]

Neither has Frank Worthington

Oh! Bless my soul.........