Unofficial Halesowen Town FC Forum

"Daddy, daddy, it's like one of Halesowen Harry's pictures, but legible!"

Breaking news from The Grove -

"It's p155ing down"

yeltz.co.uk - All the news that's fit to print.

Hmm.

And for those of us going camping with our sons this weekend in Derbyshire, whilst our wives and daughters go to New York, the wonderful news is that it's pi55ing down here as well.

Anyone?

Just me then...

Brilliant.

0-0 HT

HH has wussed out into the stand due to the weather.

However, he may compensate for the dull match by creating some early fireworks via a physical altercation*with the bloke he's sat behind.

*Not his exact words...

Attendance 343.

The linesman is injured and Steve Lynch has taken over running the line.

No, really.

1-0, Aldridge, 67th min.

"What a scorcher."

2-0, Smith, 72nd min.

3-0, Chilton, 75th min.

Apparently, to the traditional chorus of, "W@nky, w@nky, w@nky, w@nky Wanderers!"

3-1, Ismail, 88th min.