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YeltzDoc wrote: ↑

15 Oct 2021, 18:44

From the time of posting and the, erm, detail of the content, I just assumed that OG needs to up him prostate medication.

One of the reasons that tomorrow’s journey of two hours takes me three and a half…I know every lay-by on the A14 for ‘relief’

old git wrote: ↑

15 Oct 2021, 19:29

YeltzDoc wrote: ↑

15 Oct 2021, 18:44

From the time of posting and the, erm, detail of the content, I just assumed that OG needs to up him prostate medication.

One of the reasons that tomorrow’s journey of two hours takes me three and a half…I know every lay-by on the A14 for ‘relief’

Never mind all this waffling and piffling about stats, early mornings and toilet breaks, can you wallpaper or not? I don't know what this forum is coming to.....

OG I think you and Noggin should get out in the garden and watch the grass grow. Alternatively you can come round my house and watch the paint dry.

uncle jack and coke wrote: ↑

16 Oct 2021, 02:01

come round my house and watch the paint dry.

Do you not have wallpaper? They'd like that.

For the avoidance of doubt, there is more chance of the entire population of The Shed taking a temperance vow, than of me doing wallpapering. Mrs Noggin has made me fully aware that my ineptitude in that direction knows no bounds.

As for watching grass grow; over recent years getting a lush and weed free lawn has become strangely fascinating.

Noggin wrote: ↑

16 Oct 2021, 10:11

As for watching grass grow; over recent years getting a lush and weed free lawn has become strangely fascinating.

Now we're talking. F*ck wallpapering. OG can do it.

Westyeltz wrote: ↑

16 Oct 2021, 09:29

uncle jack and coke wrote: ↑

16 Oct 2021, 02:01

come round my house and watch the paint dry.

Do you not have wallpaper? They'd like that.

Westy, do you think 'it makes the room look bigger'

Now that Thelma’s gone.

Also, possibly the greatest ever postscript to a song -

“Oh tiptoe,
to the front row,
of the Korn show,
With a submachine gun…”