Odd statistics

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Re: Odd statistics

Post by old git » 15 Oct 2021, 19:29

YeltzDoc wrote:
15 Oct 2021, 18:44
From the time of posting and the, erm, detail of the content, I just assumed that OG needs to up him prostate medication.
One of the reasons that tomorrow’s journey of two hours takes me three and a half…I know every lay-by on the A14 for ‘relief’ 😂

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Re: Odd statistics

Post by andy » 15 Oct 2021, 21:21

old git wrote:
15 Oct 2021, 19:29
YeltzDoc wrote:
15 Oct 2021, 18:44
From the time of posting and the, erm, detail of the content, I just assumed that OG needs to up him prostate medication.
One of the reasons that tomorrow’s journey of two hours takes me three and a half…I know every lay-by on the A14 for ‘relief’ 😂
Never mind all this waffling and piffling about stats, early mornings and toilet breaks, can you wallpaper or not? I don't know what this forum is coming to.....
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Re: Odd statistics

Post by uncle jack and coke » 16 Oct 2021, 02:01

OG I think you and Noggin should get out in the garden and watch the grass grow. Alternatively you can come round my house and watch the paint dry.

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Re: Odd statistics

Post by Westyeltz » 16 Oct 2021, 09:29

uncle jack and coke wrote:
16 Oct 2021, 02:01
come round my house and watch the paint dry.
Do you not have wallpaper? They'd like that. ;D

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Re: Odd statistics

Post by Noggin » 16 Oct 2021, 10:11

For the avoidance of doubt, there is more chance of the entire population of The Shed taking a temperance vow, than of me doing wallpapering. Mrs Noggin has made me fully aware that my ineptitude in that direction knows no bounds.

As for watching grass grow; over recent years getting a lush and weed free lawn has become strangely fascinating.

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Re: Odd statistics

Post by andy » 16 Oct 2021, 10:24

Noggin wrote:
16 Oct 2021, 10:11


As for watching grass grow; over recent years getting a lush and weed free lawn has become strangely fascinating.
Now we're talking. F*ck wallpapering. OG can do it.
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Re: Odd statistics

Post by andy » 16 Oct 2021, 10:34

Westyeltz wrote:
16 Oct 2021, 09:29
uncle jack and coke wrote:
16 Oct 2021, 02:01
come round my house and watch the paint dry.
Do you not have wallpaper? They'd like that. ;D
Westy, do you think 'it makes the room look bigger' ;)
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Re: Odd statistics

Post by YeltzDoc » 16 Oct 2021, 11:40

Now that Thelma’s gone.

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Re: Odd statistics

Post by YeltzDoc » 16 Oct 2021, 11:42

Also, possibly the greatest ever postscript to a song -

“Oh tiptoe,
to the front row,
of the Korn show,
With a submachine gun…”

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